A day in the life of a bachelor...

So, the other day I bought the makings for burritos. In great anticipation I unloaded the ingredients onto my counter top. I layed out the tortillas and reached for the can of refried beans... That's when the trouble set in, I quickly realized that I owned no can opener. Right then the Eagle scout in me took complete control. My mind went straight to the toolbox in the trunk of my car. Following my instincts, I rushed to the car and retrieved it. Upon opening it I saw exactly what I needed. A paint scraper and a lug wrench. I washed the paint scraper and set the pointy edge onto the edge of the can. Then WHAM!!! down came the lug wrench. A slight twist of the can and a repositioning of the paint scraper, and WHAM!!! after doing this several times the can realized that it was no match for my superior intellect and gave up. The burritos were delicious...