A day in the life of a bachelor

So the other day I was cleaning my apartment for mens group. As I was vacuuming I noticed that not only were the floors dirty, but the counters were dirty too. Thats when I was taken over by my instincts. I immediately pulled the hose attachment off of the vacume and proceeded to suck all of the food crumbs from the elevated surface. In the life of a bachelor, efficiency is key...